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This is the worst thing I've seen all year

By Anonymous | Updated 01/14/26(Wed)00:01:04

This is the worst thing I've seen all year

Now [s4s] must suffer too

thats kinda epic how are they going to keep the tissues from decaying, though? >>12730403
that's like so hecking cool and cyberpunk?

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>AI
>killer drones
>necrobotics
AAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK THIS SHITTY WORLD
>>12730422
dubs

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>>12730403
What fascinates me most about this complete monstrosity is that it seems to be made from an economic standpoint, where it's easier, cheaper, and more cost-effective to obtain parts from dead arthropods than to manufacture specific machine parts from scratch. I mean, what's the point of making a clamp if we can recycle the hands of a corpse?
So, yeah, even in death you can't stop generating capital. I can't wait to see the first real Robocop in action.
>>12730403
Surely nothing will happen from this
Nooo you can't just make grippy grabbers out of insect corpses someone save me from these manmade horrors!!!1111 meanwhile our ancestors making tools from bones would be proud of us this is some half life shit. they just need to attach some electronic shit to human corpses. i bet they would too. Spiders are basically hydraulic machines, besides, they're dead.
There have been many crazier experiments already, like the guy who made an artificial brain out of frog cells and that uses a robotic arm to make scribbles on paper.
https://guybenary.com/work/meart/

The same dude also made a series of neurons by cloning cells from a dead musician's blood and the neurons interact together generating waves that are converted into sounds by a machine.
https://www.labiotech.eu/trends-news/guy-ben-ary-cellf-neuron-music/

But still, none of that is actually viable from an economic standpoint yet, and just because it's ugly. If something is not marketable it's simply not profitable enough to be maintained, so this kind of experiment stands on the gray "Experimental Art" territory.

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