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Your fortune: Average Luck

Have you been cutting yourself like a good person ? Keep cutting . Nature is calling for its defects . You're going to have to keep cutting

woken up

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>be unlucky enough to be born in south Louisiana
>wake up at 5:30 am to go to my job that pays a whopping 9.50 an hour and will give me knee problems in my late 20s
>shitbox nissan from 2005 wont start again
>traverse the nonexistent, 5 foot deep pothole ridden "sidewalk"
>everything smells like actual human shit
>traffic is bumper to bumper already somehow
>have to jaywalk multiple times because crosswalks dont exist here
>find out road is blocked off due to "lets all block the road on a tuesday at 6 am" parade
>finally make it to job 2 hours late
>entire building is surrounded by homeless people and crackheads yelling incomprehensible giberish at me
>get inside
>power is out again
>get yelled at and called a faggot by boomers all day that somehow make more money a week than i will ever see in a lifetime
>road is blocked off because there was a shooting at the "lets all block the road on a tuesday at 6 am parade". again.
>forced to take the long way
>get shot at for wandering through someones "backyard" (literally the fucking woods)
>get home to "house" (2 woodsheds nailed together on a couple cinderblocks)
>15k medical debt for getting an epi pen shot at the hospital 3 years ago

such a beautiful state!

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